Canadian Front Bumper

The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!

I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!

by MrT balls September 19, 2010

fuzz bumper

1. A lesbian 2. A woman who likes to bump fuzz.

by Sammy Jenkis January 23, 2003

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

Bumper Ride

The term "Bumper Ride" is a regional term originating in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio with nearly the same meaning as the term "skeetch," but suburbanized and without city bravado. Due to the snowy roads in the city, kids often hitched a ride by staying low and grabbing on to the rear bumper of a vehicle at a stop sign and 'skiing' the road, more like 'water-skiing,' and released hold of the rear bumper when reacing their destination. Avoiding detection was key, due to the hidden nature of the liability incurred by the driver. Sadly, chrome bumpers are no longer made on cars and the tradition has fallen by the wayside.

Derek caught a "bumper ride" all the way to his street and only walked a block instead of 12 blocks.

by mangledsaxon May 26, 2012

Bumper Car Chili Challenge

When one sneaks chili onto the bumper car ride, completes one lap, then proceeds to eat as much chili as possible while spilling as little as possible. A tablespoon must be used, and it is important to avoid the many children who will target chili-eaters on the bumper cars. It is also recommended to wear all white during the challenge.

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna do the Bumper Car Chili Challenge?"

Person 2: "Sure, I'll go get a camera and some oily chili!"

by Poopitydoodoi July 29, 2016

Bumper Cocks

Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.

The barman asked me how much soda I wanted in my bumper cocks, I told him to “fill ‘em sky high”.

by Priz-n-wallet January 10, 2020

bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.

by RadNotRed February 15, 2022