Bedside Fan

Similar to a "bandwagon fan," but occurs when you assume the fandomship of the sports teams of the person you're banging.

"Why is Britney rooting for UGA??? She didn't even go there. It's all because of Eric. She's such a bedside fan. Uhh"

by potensionally challenged July 8, 2014

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Bedditing

Browsing Reddit in a bed, mostly at night.

Guy 1: Why are you tired?
Guy 2: I was bedditing all night, I finally went to sleep at 3 am.

by josea12 April 5, 2016

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Bedside Buddy

That one hot nurse in a hospital that has several "ways" to cure her patients. Including but not limited to: handjobs, oral sex, and tit fucking

"Wow dude that hospital was awesome! I had a bedside buddy and everything!"

by phillip buttons August 12, 2016

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Bedrito

Wrapping yourself in bed sheets like a burrito.

I'm in my toasty, warm bedrito.

by Hannah_Banana0_0 July 16, 2017

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Refers to the embarrassing --- not mention messy --- end-result of groggily rolling over on your side at da edge of da bed to use your screw-top pee-jar without having to actually stand up, but then --- in an effort to ensure that you won't splash or spill any urine as you're taking your whiz, you unknowingly press da rim of da jar too firmly against yer abdomen and thus form a tight seal between da rim and yer gut, causing gradual pressure-buildup inside da jar as it fills with your pee, and eventually forces droplets of urine-mist to explosively splutter out from around the rim.

One simple way to reduce the chance of bedside vaporlock is to refrain from shaving yourself "down there", since smooth rubbery freshly-denuded skin always permits a much easier/better "vacuum seal" than if there are thick wiry bristly hairs in the way. Unlike your scalp-tresses or beard, pubic hair usually only gets so long and then simply falls out (think, those short coarse springy hair-curls that you always find in your briefs and in da shower-stall), so unless you have a jock-itch/odor problem or your romantic partner strongly prefers da Baldy from Baldymoore look, there should seldom if ever be a need to "mow da downstairs lawn".

by QuacksO November 22, 2018

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