Anal Asphyxiation

A common accourance where a person (male or female), constantly runs out of breath. The cause of this very trajic disease is having one's head to far up their ass.

My third cousin nearly died of anal asphyxiation today, when he asked a large woman when she was due. She unfortunately for my cousin was just overly plump.

by KyleJ April 19, 2006

Aphy

Or sometimes pronounced alpy is a good looking woman who loves her games and flirts with all the boys online. In real life has a boring boyfriend.

Oh Dude! Did she just Aphy us?

by cool girl crystal May 16, 2019

Homoerotic Asphyxiation

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.

Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.

by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014

asphyxicake

The act of suffocating oneself with a sufficient quantity of cake frosting. (Cake optional.)

The scheduling for this project is so absurd, I don't know what to do other than asphyxicake myself.

by fdfdcfdfdfictifire August 13, 2019

Amphypongle

Someone who has a brain.

Antonyms include: Me, us, everyone, Earth, urbandictionary.com
Synonyms include: No one, nobody

Person 1: I’m an Amphypongle!
Person 2: I don’t believe you.
Person 1: DAMN IT, PERSON 2!

by Official Exeggcute March 6, 2022

autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.

I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.

by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021

Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death

I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.

by Chou Nox October 17, 2015