authentifail

When you realize you just pasted/typed your password but not into the window you meant to.

Jake just authentifailed when he pasted his password in group chat.

by authentifail December 5, 2014

authensive

Something that is authentic and expensive

This street food is really authensive

by Chrissie G December 28, 2015

authority spit

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.

by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017

authentic

Being all real and not about tha fake stuff.

Wearing your real hair, nails, and breast is keeping it authentic.

by Denisha May 11, 2006

authorita

/ah-THOHR-uhTAH/ n. An aggressive and "cool" form of self-proclaimed authority. Coined by the character Eric Cartman from the television series South Park to express his delusions of grandeur.

Respect my authorita!

by Raccoon April 23, 2006

Authleft

Slag for a quadrant on the political compass, authoritarian left.

Authleft supporters and followers believe in increased government power and left wing economic systems.

Zach: I should be paid $200/hour for working as a McDonald’s clerk.

Sadie: Authleft moment.

by ItsRec May 27, 2021

authoritative

authority in action, not to mention actually spelled right.

Authoritative is without a doubt too big of a word for you to know how to use.

by Not your Ness March 8, 2007