Austrian Roulette

suicide; unlike Russian Roulette, this one uses push-fed firearms to ensure every trigger pull is a winner

"Hey dude how's it going at your cousins' wedding?"
"I'm into my 13th glass and none of the single girls will hold a conversation with me. I'm going to die alone."
"Don't sweat it, they don't know what they're missing out on. Instead of sulking there why don't we go bar hopping tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'll just play Austrian Roulette..."

by MahNamehJEF March 6, 2022

Austrian Kneebump

A masochistic act of selfinflicted pain.
Have an injured calf muscle and then walk knee first into a table, bending your knee too far and feeling the pain.

"Oh yeah, i just did the Austrian Kneebump, gimme more, Mistress"

by wildcard.institute August 19, 2022

Austrian Checkerboard

When you self-harm in a checkerboard pattern and clean up with a tissue.

Did you see that emo's Austrian Checkerboard?

by ambernumerouno October 17, 2023

Austrian minster

The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi

Babe can you give me an Austrian minster

by Bartek. January 8, 2024

Austrian Gauntlet

During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.

“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”

by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023

Austrian Painter'd

Being forced to kill your self
Bc Uglydolf Nastyler (or Adolf Hitler if your dumb) killer himself

Person 1:Yo Jimmy what happened to Fritz? (Fritz was a nickname for Nazi POW's in ww2
Jimmy:I Austrian Painter'd him.
Person 1:Oh lord.

by Paxso-Africano March 8, 2024

Austrian Piglet

Similar to roasting a pig on a spit, an Austrian Piglet is the act of putting one on a spit over a fire, while preceding to go down on both front, and backside holes.

Yo bro, me, Devon, and Gabe were hanging out last weekend and we gave Devon an Austrian Piglet. He was practically begging for it!

by poocheesie March 25, 2024