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Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
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Assumance

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)
I’ll take your assumance over a guess
by grilledchessy September 25, 2022
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assuming is bad you should never assume

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022
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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 2, 2023
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assumed

A way to fill in a blank or empty space.
They assumed he didn't already know about it.

The guy/girl assumed the powerful role in the company when the other guy/girl was forced out and lost his/her home.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
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Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors
I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.
by GJeezz May 25, 2022
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Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something
You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.
by atomie November 3, 2022
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