Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.

Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!

by petuniafish September 10, 2011

Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death

I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.

by Chou Nox October 17, 2015

Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation:
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!

by bar terminology October 18, 2011

Automotive Erotic Asphyxiation

Having sex in your running car in a closed garage thus allowing the carbon monoxide to "choke" you and your partner.

Tony and his wife had sex in their crown Vic in the garage and let the fumes choke them while they boned. It was automotive erotic asphyxiation.

by Sparker February 8, 2014

autoerotic asphyxiation

Extreme Sport: chicken choking to the max.

One time....in band camp...someone broke into my cabin....and put a noose around my neck..... * also see salad tossing

by Maury Felcher, M.D. October 12, 2003

autoerotic asphyxiation

A deadly thing that often males do to reach something like an orgasm. It is often done by using a noose. but don't do it it is extremely dangerous.

The kid died of autoerotic asphyxiation. it's so fucking sad.

by star5 April 5, 2007

Asphyxiation

Julia's favorite word.

Arrteh: "Hey, what's your favorite word?"
Julia: "Fuck."
Arrteh: "Besides that."
Julia: "Asphyxiation. Blasphemy."
Arrteh: "Pick one."
Julia: "The first one."
Arrteh: "Mind if I use your last name?"
Julia: "Which one?"
Arrteh: "Bremer."
Julia: "Why?"
Arrteh: "I'm defining it on UrbanDictionary.com."
Julia: "Link me when you're done."

by Arrteh October 16, 2008