Assbowl

ass·bowl n. non-vulgar version of asshole suitable for on air broadcasting

Yeah Alanis, you sound like a real assbowl.

by LeisureSuitLink May 19, 2004

assbeater420

the guy we needed, he wasn't just any player, he is a C H A D, a robloxian god wich somehow bypassed the system of death (filter)

all hail assbeater420

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA March 7, 2021

assboobies

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

by Vermal May 9, 2008

assbio

The vicious combination of body and fecal odor.

"Dude, I can't believe you got paired up to work with that hottie!"

"Believe me, man, I was thinking the same thing. It's not as good as you think. She's got some serious assbio going on. No joke."

"Oh man! You sure it's not just B.O.?"

"Trust me man, there's definitely some ass in there. 100% assbio. It's a crying shame."

by BSmooth357 June 4, 2009

Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017

assbuttnigger

Someone perceived to as being an ass, butt, and nigger at the same time.

Due to his black ass, he is an assbuttnigger.

by A woman's penis January 26, 2020

assburgers

A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.

"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"

by Rainbringer June 11, 2006