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asexual

A living organism who
A)is flat out not interested,
B)has been emotionally disturbed previously in their lifetime to the point of no longer desiring a mate to breed with,
C)is capable of reproducing by itself, or
D)has looking into the details of having sex, and simply doesn't find it worth it.
A)Jake can stare at a naked girl for hours and not get hard for even the slightest second. I wish I could do that!
B)Poor Bill was raped by his father during his childhood, so don't ask him out unless he seems interested.
C)Many microorganisms, as well as worms and a certain breed of snake are capable of creating babies all by themselves.
D)John is a smart asexual. He knows that a relationship isn't worth a breakup, an STD, punishment, or, heaven forbid, AIDs.
by Gulstab February 14, 2008
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Scott barnes loves angry birds, he must be an asexual.
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Doesn't prefer either sex
Our Jim is asexual because he said that he didn't like girls or boys
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Scientific term for a method of reproduction without combining the DNA from a male and a female gamete.

This word is commonly misused as a definition for a person with no sexul motivation.
Some organisms reproduce simply by dividing ie bacteria. Some plants can reproduce with pollination either spontaneously or with spores.
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Someone who is not attracted to men or women.
Oprah is like a starfish, therefore she is asexual.
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Weird Niggas who tryna fuck the letter A
My Nigga Jay a Asexual he fucked his english test
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A person that:

1. Has no sex organs.
2. Has no union of male and female germ cells.
3. Is not sexual.
1. OMFG! Tommy doesn't have a penis or a vagina!

2. Susy's Mom: Susy you never had male and female germ cells. Susy: NOOOOOOOOO!

3. George: I don't like having sex.
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