appsturbate

to simulate the use of smartphone/i-phone apps for another, in an attempt to show them how necessary/cool it is to have or need to have them.

an explanation of the app's assets by partial demo of said app.
unlike masturbation, appsturbation requires another person as voyeur, if you will, to watch the appsturbator show his/her strokes.

people gathered 'round, as mikey stroked his iphone screen, showing off his latest app. he just needed to appsturbate, then and there. sure it wasn't as good as the full-on, program he used on his home computer, but it would do for now.

by hack'n'slash January 24, 2011

Appstinence

Whenever someone desires to buy an app but do not have any points to do so. This is caused when one is too lazy to go out and get an iTunes card.

I've been wanting to get this one app but i've unfortunately been forced into Appstinence.

by Ze Urban Bird October 15, 2010

appletuck

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus

Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!

by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007

Appetizer

The tuft of chest hair protruding from a mans slightly unbuttoned dress shirt or v-neck t-shirt.

Wendy was salivating over Jimmys appetizer on display at dinner.

by Sre106 August 20, 2013

Appletini's

Tem used to describe a woman who wears A cup bra's

Look at that girl...yeah those are some nice Appletini's

by Hooter31987 December 8, 2009

Appetiticide

When you lose your appetite.

used by soundlyawake on youtube.

Person 1: Lets go get ice cream!
Person 2: Sure, but hold on, I think I just stepped in dog poop.
Person 1: Never mind, way to appetiticide.

by SoundlyAwakeFan January 9, 2010

Appletard

1. The exact opposite of an Apple "Genius".
2. Anyone who works for Apple corp.
3. Anyone who uses an Apple product and believes they are safe from google snooping and tracking.

Why is the function to add a bookmark NOT under the book icon? Why is it in the share folder next to texting? Fucking Appletards!

by noneyo June 5, 2017