amusement

A synonym for entertainment.

"I got some amusement from trolling."

by OmfgASquirrel July 29, 2009

Facebook ambush

Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.

Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.

by Brubes July 13, 2011

ambush horse cock

A term/meme originally coined on The Friend Society Forums. That has spread to other forums.

1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.

2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.

3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.

4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.

The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.

I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!

That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!

by tfcdomprice January 3, 2008

Porn ambush

(verb); To suddenly expose someone to graphic images or video of hardcore pornographic materials.

(noun); A spontanious showing of pornographic material unbeknownst to the recipients.

(verb); I totally porn ambushed Mack while he was watching television.

(noun); Dude he got you with that porn ambush last night Mack.

by sneakyhighwaters August 27, 2009

ambush creampie

When the female is unaware and disproves when the male ejaculates inside of her. Usually responded in panic.

Male: I just came inside of you

Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??

Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*

Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.

Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.

by lakebehemoth February 5, 2014

amgus

(AM-guss) (n.) a brainfart, a moment of dumb, forgetfulness; a momentary fail or hilarious mixup often leading to face/palm. An amgus can be induced by any number of things including excessive stress, homework/work, alcohol, or fatigue, or may strike randomly. Sometimes used alone as an exclamation.

Girl: "How could you forget about our date last night?!"
Guy: "Sorry! I had an amgus!"

"So Aeneas had nimbs- ah, sorry, numb limbs. Amgus..." (face/palm)

"Oh my God, I had the biggest amgus last night and couldn't remember the word for microwave!"

by pause.cafe November 30, 2009

ambusher

an ambusher is one who slips their hand down your pants before you can debate or make a decision about it.

Stacy is a known ambusher.

by Laurag8705 May 24, 2004