Affleck

1. The unexpected sight of male genitalia in a film. Originating from the shower scene in Gone Girl

2. Afflecked: The result of seeing unexpected male genitalia in a film.

"I was quite afflecked after seeing Ben Affleck's penis in Gone Girl"

"Wasn't that played by Matt Damon?"

by Chungus69 July 7, 2016

Ben Affleck

A term commonly referred to generize all "white" males.

"You white, you Ben Affleck!"

by JKILLFROMDAU May 9, 2020

Ben Affleck

1. An American actor and filmmaker of unparalleled talent, known for such classic films as Phantoms, Forces of Nature, Reindeer Games, Bounce, Gigli, and Surviving Christmas.

2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.

"Ben Affleck? He was the bomb in Phantoms. I'd suck his dick."

Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."

by Righteous Fart Box August 9, 2022

Ben Affleck

Absolutely directly means "noob".

Look at that Ben Affleck who just got shot.

by Pvt. Pirate December 16, 2010

Affleck's Law

Calling everyone who doesn't agree with you a racist, when race has nothing to do with it.

Affleck's Law.

Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.

Affleck: Racist!

Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.

by Mojo1961 October 9, 2014

Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by jim July 23, 2003

Affliction

A feeling driven by extreme emotional suffering. A feeling so strong it starts to affect your general well-being whether it be psychological or physical.

Usually a feeling brought on by yearning or fond memories of a certain person; which when any form of pain arises it is amplified.

The breakdown of a relationship can lead to unfathomable affliction.

by _The Secret_ August 6, 2019