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Abilibetes is when your so fat that you physically can't do anything. The word comes from Abilities and Diabetes. Pronounced: Ah-bil-Ah-Bee-Tees
Person 1 "Hey, look! that guy can't do anything!"
Person 2" Bruv don't bag him fam, he probably has Abilibetes"
Person 2" Bruv don't bag him fam, he probably has Abilibetes"
by Simon Anagnostopolous May 21, 2016
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by Squadus September 1, 2005
Get the Abiled mug.You get a random girl and escort her to Frontier Texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. Then gather 2 acquaintances to assist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her clitoris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens "fuck dat bitch"
My terrorist companion Yazdani was really horny so he Abilene Crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.
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by Meow Karen February 26, 2018
Get the Abilash mug.The definition of a west Texas town. This town has everything Texas is known for, and all of its steriotypes. This town loves George W. Bush (even thought he ruined the country), if they could have re-elected him for a third time they would have. Nothing happens on the news here. The highlight of the week is when a long horn gets loose and runs down the highway. This town has 3 universities and 3 technical colleges. Therefore you would believe this is a party town. No. It is a wanna-be party town where the clubs close at midnight! Abilene has brisket, cows, real cowboys, rediculously large pickup trucks, bedazzled everything, and women with big asses. Everything is bigger in Texas right??
Example 1- "Who did you vote for?"
"Bush!"
"He cant run this year!"
"So."
Example 2-
"Dude lets go to the club!"
"Uh it is 11:30 in Abilene. Bars close in thirty minutes."
"Aww, this town sucks!"
"Bush!"
"He cant run this year!"
"So."
Example 2-
"Dude lets go to the club!"
"Uh it is 11:30 in Abilene. Bars close in thirty minutes."
"Aww, this town sucks!"
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