zooed

(adj.) of or pertaining to being "out of this world"
(v.) to be "off;" to be out of one's mind

Yvonne: Hey, Shelby, let's cut cake out of our diet and just eat brussel sprouts!

Shelby: I'm not about it! You are too zooed.

by E. Q. Ambrosia January 24, 2010

Zooted

Cocaine working so favorably, that one often cannot feel is front teeth.

" Ayeo, I can't feel my teeth son"
"word god? you must be zooted kid. wanna hit dis bullet?"

by D'Bend July 30, 2003

Zooted

Zooted is a adverb explaining that someoene is HIGH As Hell!!!

I just got some haze that had mii zooted out of mii mind

by G-R-I-P September 21, 2009

Zooded

An adjective to describe a male young adult typically dealing with a mix of financial, substance abuse and hygiene problems. Signs include seeking self-pi, self-loathing and a wholesale judgment successful people.

Jared panhandler is a real zooded dude!

by Red Hugh May 29, 2018

ZOOTED BALOOTED

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

by Tata binx April 22, 2018

Zooted

A now popular term created years ago by a kid named Kenneth.

"damn man that joint got me zooted af"

by Leblancc February 6, 2020

Zoomed

When a person is quickly infatuated with a person.

She met John last week at the grocery store and was zoomed. Now they are on their 5th date and talking about moving in together.

by Cobra Kai Jai July 29, 2020