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wounded pigeon

When a guy breaks a girls arm and forces her to give him a hand job with that same arm.
Joe broke Ryann's arm and made her give him a wounded pigeon.
by Whitey n Out December 20, 2006
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Wunce

The common word "once" is far to poncey for us so we say "wunce"
"Get yer words out"
"I've only done wunce"

"ahh bloody hell this Lag is pwning my KD i've only got wunce kill"
by hacky smashay December 17, 2009
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wounded bunny

1. a rabbit that is injured
2. someone who is flamed in an online forum thread and resorts to asinine threats and curses instead of just fading away into cyberspace.
Oh, you poor wounded bunny... now QUIT YOUR WHINING AND ACT LIKE A MAN YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!!!
by {SOC}Qu4rK November 10, 2003
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wounded

yo dawg dat bitch be wounded!
by JoMamma Johnson December 23, 2003
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wonce

An alternate spelling for "once".
Jane Ellen spelled "once" w-o-n-c-e in the spelling bee.
by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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WOUNDED GAZELLE

A fine ass woman that you're going after, and guranteed to get cause she is either so into you that you don't have to work at it, or you're just that damn good.
Like a lion hunting a wounded gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
by jon_vegas May 19, 2007
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Wounded Duck

Sexual technique used to entice women and create the best orgasms by arousal of the anus. Formed by extending last three fingers then curling the forefinger and thumb. Much like shocker but can heighten intensity of sexual pleasure to a maximum in comparison.

Steps to correct wounded ducking:
1) Caress anal hole with forefinger
2) Make ready wounded duck position
3) Aggressively insert fingers into anus (despite bleeding and screaming, the technique is actually quite pleasurable, if woman persists to struggle then form "Warrior Duck" by spreading last three fingers to act as a barbed end that will not be able to be removed)
4) Continue to wounded duck while pleasing woman with your big, long, pink, strong, ding dong, penis ( Remember: real gentlemen finish first and third during intercourse, but as common courtesy say to partner "You were amazing" then proceed to high five)
I went duck hunting last night
Yea?
Yea man, it was awesome she struggled at first but then I got to wounded duck her all night long. See? Smell my fingers
by Cock Rocket August 7, 2012
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