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video game workout

The tiredness you feel after playing excessive amounts of Madden, NBA, or Fifa video games.
Caused by watching the virtual players exert extreme amounts of engery, causing you to feel tired in turn, even though you haven't moved.
Douche #1 "Hey bro, i just finished my lax practice, wanna hit up the gym?"
Douche #2 "Nah bro, i'm so beat from that last game two weeks ago! My sick gnarly parents just bought be Madden 12 for getting straight C's! I'm just gonna have to settle for a video game workout today."
Douche #1 "Righteous bro!"
by Popkull January 2, 2012
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Thug Workout

when sexy girls come up to you, and they always cum (if you know what i mean)
by THESAUCEBOSS July 7, 2011
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Huey Lewis Workout

Achieving fitness by working out most every day and watching what you eat. Inspired by lyrics from the song 'Hip to Be Square' by 1980s pop-rock group Huey Lewis & The News's 'Hip to Be Square'.
Mary: Tibor, you're looking fit these days, whats your secret?

Tibor: Thank you, its the 'Huey Lewis Workout' and I've lost 20lbs since the Bangles concert last August!
by Herbal Klimt December 6, 2009
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Executive Workout

It is way to groove your body all three times a day in one workout. This workout conditions your cardio, core and endurance. Step 1 dry sauna for no less than 15 minutes, must not have any water or a towel. This portion of the workout will get your blood flowing like a race horse. Step 2 Jacuzzi for 15 minutes, the scorching hot water goes directly into pores which strengthens your core. Have you had enough yet? The final leg of the workout brings us back into the locker room for the Eucalyptus Steam Room. Test your endurance to see how long you can make it. Any less than 15 minutes you have failed. If you can accomplish this workout, you are a true Executive. If not you will be stuck in middle management for the rest of your life. Good Luck
Hey Nick, you smell like stale booze and look very exausted from a long day of work! Looks like you could use an executive workout.
by Top Executive July 9, 2009
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Pre-Workout-Poop

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.
John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016
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Ultimate Workout Centre

A workout and health supplement facility located in London, On. Formerly known as Work Out World and 24 Hour Healthplex.
"I work out at the Ultimate Workout Centre."
"The Ultimate Workout Centre is better than Gold's Gym."
by tantrUm2 October 30, 2008
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Squintzy Workout

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!
by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010
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