Wattpad

A place where teenagers can release their deepest desires for a fictional character

Sometimes you'll find a book you've been looking for (but hasn't been updated since 2 to 3 years ago).

Sometimes you will find a book that you never thought to read.

But no matter who it is or where they're from there's probably a wattpad ship book for it (and if you're lucky, it might contain smut).

There's yandere books, royalty au, being shipped with multiple characters from different universes.

On Wattpad, there is something for everyone!

Let's say you're looking for a book with a specific theme but you can't find it.

Don't worry, you can just write it yourself!

That's right, on Wattpad you can write your own stories!

(There's also normal books on there too but only weirdos read those)

So come on down to Wattpad today and marry your fictional waifu!

Lilly: I'm in love with (insert fictional character here), but I suck at making fake scenarios in my head when it comes to fictional characters.

Jessie: Don't worry Lilly, Just go on Wattpad. 9 times out of 10 There's like 50 books on just that one character.

Lilly: Wow thank you Jessie. I can't wait to live in a fictional scenario with my one true love.

Wattpad, if you are obsessed with a character, just come to us!

Symptoms may include:
-obsessing over the character more
-smut addiction
-being disappointed when you find a good book but found out that it hasn't been updated in 5 years
-writing fanfics addiction
-accidentally snapping back into reality
-crying in the corner knowing that none of this is real

if you are showing any of these symptoms, please contact us at 248-420-6969 or visit our website at www.getalife.org

by Eat_Some_Grass October 21, 2022

Waupun Wet Woody

When you are having sex and don't like the feel of the condom so you take it off and shove it down your partners throat.

Lily: Noah gave me the greatest Waupun Wet Woody last night, his load was massive!

by Maguiredellyinthecut October 23, 2023

watsup

when you are too lazy to type out "what is up?" Too lazy to even type "What's up?" No, this is an insult to English, and, yet, I myself use "Watsup?"

Dude: Hey!

Other Dude: Hey bro, watsup?

by Lover of the English Language April 2, 2010

watpagin

It is a word from drunk texting. It means What happening.

Text A: watpagin
Text B: sleepin

by yoho1999 August 10, 2008

wattpad

The home of the fucked up shit and sex stories about senpais

I looked up some porn and wattpad apeared

by dsfghj,khlkjaspe drfkhoased lr July 11, 2017

Wattpad spasmic

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.

That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes

by Percivail September 28, 2013

Wattpad boy

A wattpad boy is a boy that has everything you could ever want in a person. He is whatever you need at the time. He is typically sweet but cute and/or sexy and is intelligent too! Perfectly imperfect in his own way, typically at least a little shy.

The type of guy you usually only find in a wattpad romance book, treats you how you deserve.

If you have a wattpad boy, don’t let him go!

Person 1: I can't believe it, Alexander is everything I want in a guy, he's my own personal wattpad boy.

Person 2: Dont let him go, I bet so many girls want him!

by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020