butt washer

When your shit flies out of your ass so fast that it creates a large splash. ultimately washing your ass.

Dude 1: Dude!!!

Dude 2: What man?

Dude 1: That one was a butt washer!!!

Dude 2: Nice.

by kircus May 7, 2009

buggy washer

the seal on your spokester that keeps your butt bearings from just FALLING OR DROPPING OUT...no more elasticity for pinching power

if there's no taper and every time you cough your dung hits the floor first try sprinkling some ALUM on your buggy washer if unrepairable contact the local BUGGY WASHER REPLACING DOC...THE BW SPECIALIST

by immip085 May 16, 2009

suck washer

A phrase for areola.

Look at the suck washers on that gal.
She has suck washers the size of Jupiter.

by Digitalsoftail July 25, 2007

WIndow washer

Ejaculating into one's hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been ejaculated on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.

Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.

As I was finishing she acted up so I gave her the window washer biatch!!!!!!

by Dirtymatrix101 June 20, 2008

bucket washer

guy with a shit job who tries to pick up chicks aka zach

zach tried to pick up some chicks but the only pesponse he got was FUCK YOU BUCKET WASHER!!!

by U would like to kno May 28, 2006

car washer

A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.

Tony always has the tightest rides, he's a car washer.

by jeffool January 18, 2005

Pressure washer

The pressure washer is when you blow a load on a girls face and then quickly after you begin to pee on her face to clean it off.

Tom blows a load on Jill's face, then Tom pees on Jill's face. Jill then thanks Tom for a "Pressure Washer".

by Brett Pronovost December 28, 2007