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skater wannabe

A boy or girl who owns a penny board/skateboard purely to take photos of them riding on it and post it on tumblr.
*scrolling through tumblr*
Guy 1:look at this sweet pic of me on my board
Guy 2:bro,you're a skater wannabe
by whutdehfuck October 24, 2013
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Country Boy Wannabe

A fake ass poser that acts like and swears that he's a country boy even though he lives in a big city. They can usually be seen wearing cowboy hats and boots sitting in their tailgates of their trucks blasting country music and dipping tobacco. May also be seen line dancing at a country night club.
Country Boy Wannabe: Man I can't wait till this weekend were all fixing ta go down to the fishin hole and fish and do some muddin afterwards.

Normal Kid: Quit acting like your fucking country Eugene. Your Catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as hell. Listening to Kenny Chesney, Watching Cmt, Dipping Copenhagen, Going fishing, and Driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.
by Tellingitthewayitis4ever October 25, 2011
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Danny from Canada claims to despise the USA and the American people, yet he habitually listens to American music, watches American TV shows/Movies, wears American clothing, and eats McDonalds. Danny is a total Anti-American-Wannabe-American.
by WiseFrank696937 July 16, 2009
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country wannabe

a rich kid who often lives in a huge town or city. who listens to country music, owns a nice car or truck(often covered with mud and purchased by their parents), has all the camo accessories (from backpack to seat covers hence they can afford anything). never actually been to or lived on a farm. especially never done farm work. rarely drives on dirt roads on a regular basis. hates dirt under their finger nails, never even touched a cow or chicken, couldn't tell you what the broadside of is:P just a poser and an annoyance to those who know what real country is.
country wannabe: hey guys this weekend went muddin while listen' to the new toby keith album i got before it was released.

real country boy: your too rich to be country. ya'll shut it...
by realruralgurl December 4, 2011
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emo wannabe

the groups of kids, usually preps, who deciede they want to be part of this whole emo scene we have going on at the moment. they do this as they believe its cool and the thing to do when actually they end up looking like idiots as you can tell their fakeness.

1)when one deciedes they want to become emo, the first step is to buy a pair of converse, (the girls usually go for pink), as they see other "emo" kids wearing them. if they're really brave they might go a stap further and buy some checkered vans...how hardcore of them.

2)this is the stage when they add themselves to myspace and browse the whole site looking for the real 'uns to add. most of the time they can be rejected but the ones who do accept them regret it later as they realise wannabe has now copied their layout,name etc.
they also take a photo of themselves,camera above them or in the mirror, with a screwed up look on their face to express their co-called pain.

3)the image change stage- this is the stage where mr & miss wannabe go and buy some new clothes to make them appear more emo. the girls find a cheap studded belt and some cheap-ass jewellery and some lame-ass t-shirt. the boys are them same too.

the really hardcore wannabes also dye their hair at this stage. they usually go for the black or reddish colour and mention the recent dye jobs at every chance they get stating they felt like "rebelling against their parents".

4) this is where they branch out and try going to a show. they move their lips a lot pretending they know the words when they dont or only know the choruses. the brave ones go up to the real kids and try to make convosation with them about their pain and deathwishes. none of which they have.

so their, we have it. the 4 main stages of emo wannabe-ness. of course we have other tiny changes we see happening in between but lets face it, the wannabes aren't helpin themselves,are they?

EMO WANNABES ALWAYS ADMIT TO BEING "EMO". REAL KIDS HAVE THE SELF RESPECT AND KNOW NOT TO LABEL THEMSELVES BECUASE IT LOWERS YOU
emo wannabe girl - so i bought some converse at the weekend.

real kid - great, i heard you got a ticket to the used show later this week?

wannabe - YEAH! cant wait. great place to tell everybody about how emo i am and i can express my pain.

real kid - why? the shows about listening to the music and why the heel did you just label yourself emo...all the idiots do that...your really low
by redxromance May 31, 2007
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WannaBePresidentVille

A typically delusional state of mind of wannabe politicians who wish to test the waters and gauge a run for President of the United States.

While in this realm these folks typically make frequent trips to early primary/caucus states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, and appear frequently on the glass house Faux News network to espouse their beliefs and cast stones at the current Administration.
Most of Sarah Palin's supporters rode in a crusty old yellow cheese bus to her last political rally in WannaBePresidentVille.
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
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british wannabe

A person who makes numerous attempts to seem British. Usually, they have a slightly fake British accent, use "peasant" and "twat" occasionally and have an obsession with Union Jack merchandise and love everything and anything British
Tom: have you seen danisnotonfire's new video?
Gisele: OMG OMG YES I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT,SUBSCRIBED AND WROTE HIM FAN MAIL
Tom: You're such a British wannabe
by bewbewbewdan May 25, 2014
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