penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

by Carri Leche March 4, 2014

kentucky foot warmer

When you shit in your sock then put it on.

Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.

by OhSchist June 7, 2018

global warmer

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

I can't believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?

by bareback rider February 1, 2007

Back Warmer

A female passenger on a motorcycle. Can also be a male passenger.

My wife enjoys riding on the Queen Seat and being my Back Warmer. We enjoy long rides together on weekends.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 24, 2021

Chode warmer

A part of the anatomy used to warm a chode, most commonly a vagina, but not exclusively. On occasion the term is used more generally to refer to a female homosapien.

I really want to go snowboarding this weekend, but my chode warmer would throw a fit.

by John Maxfield February 7, 2012

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

hot dog warmer

Another word for vagina

I'd like to warm my hot dog in that cooch

by the hanz January 26, 2004