megan wasserman

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019

Wasper ass

A small ass, with the sphincter so tightly clenched it resembles the stinger of a wasp.

It takes all I have some days not to kick her wasper ass!

by Clerk@340 December 28, 2016

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

Weed Waster

someone who wastes weed by not smokin it right and it gets everyone pissed off, someone who smokes your weed and doesnt get high and is a faggot

that fag is a weed waster i mean i bet hes never been high and barely inhales

by dj the man June 11, 2006

wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009

dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.

Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?

by YAWA December 2, 2019

New Mexico Window Washer

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009