bathroom walker

someone who walks everyone to the bathroom when there completly wasted.

kayla is the orignal bathroom walker.

by tmd1 October 22, 2009

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

Walking Loot

When a player is so bad at a video game, they are easy loot and kills to other players in the game.

Dude, this guy is so bad he is literally Walking Loot

by minemandemon November 15, 2018

wankend

a weekend spent alone, the spare time is used primarily to masturbate.

Fellow: What are you doing this weekend.

Fellow 2: I've got to look after my mum, she's ill.

Fellow: having another wankend.

Fellow 2: i came out last week.

by Ted Bailey July 8, 2009

walking like an angler

When you're so high that you start walking about like a retard, as if you're limping or can't walk properly. Many people experience this after several bowls of real good weed. Before walking like an angler, your legs feel tingly and twitch as well. Once the high settles in, and you're fucked out of your mind... you're walking like an angler

Boy 1: OMG. I am so high, I'm starting to walk like an angler! This is so fucked I cant even walk correctly.

Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now

Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?

Boy 2: Definitely.

Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?

Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.

by alexandah May 5, 2010

Sebastian Walker

Duplicity Harry's real name. He's been betraying all of us all this time...

"Wait what... Harry from Duplicity is actually called Sebastian Walker?"

"Yep. He's had a fake identity before. Now we know his real name."

by julez <3 April 12, 2021

Skydew Walking

Walking like a gremlin in Destiny 2 pvp

"this retard is Skydew walking!!!!!"

by anonymous August 26, 2021