Voltorbing

When you put gasoline and iron in a girls vagina and you put flint up your penis and you have sex and when her vagina blows up she screams VOLTORB.

Yeah me and my girl were voltorbing last night.

by niggy blacks December 2, 2025

Conversation Voltorb

A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.

While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.

Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.

Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?

Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.

Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!

verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.

Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.

Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?

Dude 2: Because fuck you.

by Mister Poopybutthole July 4, 2016

Shogo Voutour

A Shogo is a schoolgirl by day, stripper by night.

That Shogo Voutour is such a hoe

by bhjvfaslk May 27, 2019

The Voltorb

A sex move in which the man uses a tazer on his balls just as he's about to nut, giving an electric orgasm to the recipient at a cost.

He did the voltorb to supercharge his nut.

by Pokeghoul November 9, 2022