phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)

When you think your cell phone is vibrating, but it is actually all in your head.

"Dang! I thought my girl was ringin' me to holla' back, but it was jus' phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)."

by A Shankles December 20, 2008

vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.

Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.

by Dead possum June 16, 2016

Ghost Vibration

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket (whether it really is or not) and you go to check your phone and -guess what? No fucking calls, no fucking texts, just your same shitty phone playing tricks on you.

The other day i felt my phone go off, but then I remembered I left my phone at home. Damn ghost vibrations.

by Scott Blanton February 27, 2010

Violation of Team Rules

A common phrase used by many NCAA Football and basketball coaches that almost always means "smoking marijuana". Since the NCAA doesn't regulate controlled substance use for fear of losing half their great athletes, they allow the individual schools to regulate how much marijuana their athletes smoke. If an individual athlete smokes so much weed that he/she is dumb enough to get caught red-handed smoking or selling, that athlete is suspended for a game in his/her respected sport (Unless Lane Kiffin is the coach in which case it is a mere half game).

Mark: Yo Weezy, I just gotz me some of the best herb, you wanna go VTR with me?

Weezy: Oh hellz yeayuh. Lets be in Violation of Team Rules!!! (pulls out a bong)

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by ttothej101 March 9, 2010

vacationship

A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

"She met this guy online last summer, but he lives in Austin and doesn't want to move, so they've struck up this very intense vacationship."

by Clarity70 July 24, 2006

Dean's Vacation

What happens when you're suspended from college due to low GPA or other problems.

Dude, my GPA was 0.50, so I had to take a dean's vacation for a semester. Like that was going to make a difference.

by YouFailMyClass November 5, 2009

summer vacation

The best part of a child's life.

Do grown ups like it?

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003