velociraped

To be velociraped is to be taken advantage of by a ferocious geriatric sexual predator.

Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!

by Abzloot June 23, 2009

velocifaptor

furiously masturbating dinosaur

"Stand at least five feet away from the velocifaptor!"

by Mike Hawkslong November 7, 2011

Velton

A young man whom is very active. He tends to act tough but when it comes to his gf hid heart is kind. He is normally a football player. A good one at that. Velton's are sometimes sneaky as well, but a good friend

Velton your suck a handsome guy

by BigdoggS June 18, 2018

velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

Velocilover

One who adores, is fond of, or loves velociraptors. Generally, velocilovers enjoy deadly claws, bacon, and bareback riding raptors.

I first became a velocilover when I watched the raptors from Jurassic Park chase the two children around the kitchen.

by Velocilover January 16, 2010

Vector Rage

When losing the game Vector TD at school, one feels inclined to abuse the monitor, keyboard or other various items nearby.

*CRASH*
shit, ryan has vector rage

by Stokesley September 23, 2010

Velocirachet

Vel-oci-rachet

A term generally used to describe a ratchet hoe with a quickness, a girl who hops from one guy to the next very quickly. Also can be synonymous with a "homie-hopper". A whole new level of rachet with a quickness, or fierceness, or hoe-ness. These creatures are faster than velociraptors, and travel in packs waiting to destroy bro-ships.

Hey bro, you dont wanna hit that, that bitch is velocirachet

by The Scribblerz May 17, 2014