Definitions by Netherlipz

velo-monk 

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

velo-monk by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

preview poop 

The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.

I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!

preview poop by Netherlipz June 26, 2009

metabo 

Japanese word for overweight.

"With no visible paunch, he seemed to run little risk of being classified as metabo, but because the new state-prescribed limit for male waistlines is a strict 33.5 inches, he had anxiously measured himself at home a couple of days earlier."

Cribbed from New York Times article

metabo by Netherlipz June 7, 2009