metabo

Japanese word for overweight.

"With no visible paunch, he seemed to run little risk of being classified as metabo, but because the new state-prescribed limit for male waistlines is a strict 33.5 inches, he had anxiously measured himself at home a couple of days earlier."

Cribbed from New York Times article

by Netherlipz June 07, 2009

velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

preview poop

The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.

I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!

by Netherlipz June 26, 2009