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Velocirachet 

Vel-oci-rachet

A term generally used to describe a ratchet hoe with a quickness, a girl who hops from one guy to the next very quickly. Also can be synonymous with a "homie-hopper". A whole new level of rachet with a quickness, or fierceness, or hoe-ness. These creatures are faster than velociraptors, and travel in packs waiting to destroy bro-ships.
Hey bro, you dont wanna hit that, that bitch is velocirachet
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velocirapetor 

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.
dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.
velocirapetor by Alzabo November 22, 2013

Velociratchet 

Typically an African American ratchet woman, known to steal and prowl from store to store. Always be careful and aware because they do travel in pairs. While identifying, be sure to look closely at the absurdly large hoop earrings, scent of cocoa butter, cheap clothing, and ugliness.
Steve: Hey bob I want you to stay toward the front of the store okay?
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.
Velociratchet by Farmertone September 22, 2015

Velociratchet 

A ghetto bitch who is too cheap to purchase her own merchandise, therefore swiping it. Be careful for these Velociratchets, they are known to prowl around on Fridays.
Bob: Be careful man, Velociratchets are known to prowl in these areas, most of the time in packs.
Jim: Okay I'll be careful near the front door.
Velociratchet by Farmertone October 4, 2015

velociracktor 

A sophisticated version and slightly more petite jugasaurus Rex. A slender frame mammary gland endowed hottie.
Jeezus! Check out that jugasaurus Rex and her mate she’s a velociracktor
velociracktor by Carbagg May 3, 2019
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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