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an encounter of the highly sexual variety; someone who has sexual needs 24/7; the expression that names passionate mattress sex.
"Hey! My boyfriend and I pulled a Velto last night, we had GREAT webcam sex!"

"Yo, guys! last night I veltoed on my mattress.....then got caught by my mom.... next time I'm locking the door"

"JEEZ YOU ARE SUCH A VELTO, YOU SKEEZ!"

"Noreen, stop pulling velto"
velto by becauseweloveyou August 28, 2009
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Velto is the synergy of advanced intelligence and pioneering innovation, enabling the anticipation and swift response to emerging challenges, ensuring a competitive edge through strategic foresight and adaptability.
Her velto allowed her to foresee potential obstacles and implement creative solutions before anyone else.
Velto by GeniusMindsMeet July 18, 2024
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Lefheim-Vector Disease 

A disease that affects the brain, causing the host to only think of lust, mainly from fiction. Anyone who has it loses control over themselves and commits various actions once their sight is set on a fictional person. Many have succumbed to the disease, locking away the outside world, all for their one true fictional love.
Person 1: "I know she's not real, but I can't stop looking at her picture!"
Person 2: "Sounds like the Lefheim-Vector disease to me."

VECTORED 

ROASTED TOASTED
THIS IS FOR YOU because you just got VECTORED
VECTORED by Dracula101anteater December 28, 2019

Vectored 

When you do something horrible and feel great about it
When your brother breaks your controller so you break his spinal cord : Get vectored
Vectored by Speckle meckle December 15, 2019
The best fucking band of the Thrash Metal revival. The band formed in 2002 in Tempe, AZ. What makes them so special is that when a Vektor song plays on your iPod you know it's them without looking at the screen, the have a very unique style. The most noticeable thing about Vektor is the vocals, which cosnist of black metal style vocals and insane high pitched screams, that sometimes remind me of... eagles (NOT the band). Their music could be described as Progressive Thrash Metal.

Members:
David DiSanto- Guitar and Vocals (2002-present)
Erik Nelson- Guitar (2004-present)
Blake Anderson- Drums (2007-present)
Frank Chin- Bass (2008-present)

Past Members:
Mike Tozzi- Bass (2005-2008)
Adam Anderson (unknown if he is Blake's brother)- Drums (2005-2006)
Kian Ahmad- Drums (2006-2007)

Discography:
Nucleus (demo) (2003)
Demolition (2006)
Demo (demo duh!) (2007)
Black Future (2009)

I could give you even more info, but I have a life to live :D
For more info, go to Metal Archives.
Random dude: Dude, why ain't you answering your phone?
Me: Sorry man, I've been listening to Vektor's Forsests of Legend for 7 hours straight really, REALLY loud.
Random dude: Ah, ok. I feel you man!
Vektor by Accelerating Universe July 17, 2011
The incarnation of god.
Vector is that guy who will give you £1000 just because he can.
Vector will also wear a stunning orange and white jumpsuit what screams “I am better than you”
Person 1 “ this sexy guy just gave me a Lamborghini for free”
Person 2 “what a vector”
Vector by UWUasaurus April 21, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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