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Escoop Velocity

The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.
Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.
by Kate & Bry August 4, 2007
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Velominatus

A velominatus is a cycling disciple of the highest order. We spend our days pouring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
Brett knows everything about cycling; that guy is a velominatus.
by velominati April 8, 2010
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velociraped

To be velociraped is to be taken advantage of by a ferocious geriatric sexual predator.
Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!
by Abzloot June 23, 2009
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velocifaptor

"Stand at least five feet away from the velocifaptor!"
by Mike Hawkslong November 7, 2011
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velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.
Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!
by Netherlipz July 14, 2009
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Velocilover

One who adores, is fond of, or loves velociraptors. Generally, velocilovers enjoy deadly claws, bacon, and bareback riding raptors.
I first became a velocilover when I watched the raptors from Jurassic Park chase the two children around the kitchen.
by Velocilover January 16, 2010
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Velocirachet

Vel-oci-rachet

A term generally used to describe a ratchet hoe with a quickness, a girl who hops from one guy to the next very quickly. Also can be synonymous with a "homie-hopper". A whole new level of rachet with a quickness, or fierceness, or hoe-ness. These creatures are faster than velociraptors, and travel in packs waiting to destroy bro-ships.
Hey bro, you dont wanna hit that, that bitch is velocirachet
by The Scribblerz May 17, 2014
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