Vagina Monojog
Vagina Monojog by ATLGA21 February 12, 2010
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vaginese
When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021
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Glove Vagina
When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."
Glove Vagina by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010
jean vagina
A rip in the middle of your jean pants that you can stick multiple fingers in. Located near the scrotum.
jean vagina by No look swish May 24, 2017
Magic Vagina
Magic Vagina
Noun;
The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.
Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.
Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.
Noun;
The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.
Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.
Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.
"Have you heard any more from Basil since you two broke up, Clare?"
"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."
"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"
"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."
"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"
Magic Vagina by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023
vaginacuum
a girl with a vagina that sucks in all it comes into contact with, or, as the name implies, a vagina/vacuum
not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord
a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe
vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow
term coined by Travis
not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord
a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe
vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow
term coined by Travis
vaginacuum by MistreatMeRight November 30, 2006