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Twatching

Tweet watching. Basically a twitter stalker.
James: My ex keep on twatching. Its so annoying.
by Twatching March 5, 2015
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Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010
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witching hour

(n.) A time when almost nobody has any reason to be out. These times usually occur at night, but may happen at any time, depending on the day. It's like the doldrums of the day.
Examples of witching hours include:
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)

3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)
by sundayssuck June 10, 2009
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switching

Prizm's bitch ass was seen switching around Fenway
by ken April 20, 2004
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Twitchinese

Twitchinese is an uncomprehendable english sub dialect spewed out by a substance abusing sketched out stressball with Turret's. It is usually void of consonents but full of fragmented sentences and slurring blended vowels. Usually ends up in a remark about fucking your mother.
Lasabaduhda, a ha ha ha, subadoo an all the people say, HA! -James Brown from Delerious. Don Vito from Viva La Bam speaks a form of Twitchinese. This elusive mammal is found in Kelowna B.C. and is more missunderstood than the Ogopogo.
by Shroby April 3, 2007
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Twishing

Twitter Phishing.

an attempt to steal your log-in name and/or password on twitter.
Don't be a victim of twishing. Be Safe!
by mikeoxlittle July 19, 2009
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Twatching

Using a mirror to observe your own vagina
I was horrified to walk in on Grandma twatching. The doctor suggested twatching to the patient with complaints of retained tampon.
by twatchdog April 18, 2018
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