When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009
1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.
2. A monkey that tweets.
Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey
Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey
Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
by fatherhoey September 23, 2009
Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.
by Vicious43 December 29, 2016
A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
by YAWA March 01, 2019
by EdBoy23 January 22, 2010
A tweet that decieves your followers into thinking you are at one place, when you are actually at another place, or doing something, having something (etc), when you are doing the opposit.
by ryanwarmwater October 10, 2011
Tweets with quite unexpected content, but never surprising ones, AKA pancakes0405 tweet. Most tweeted by twitter user flatpancakess but there are some instances where other people have been seen tweeting a flatpancakess tweet.
by coffeebutcold December 04, 2020