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Twank

Small pussy bumps around a nipple that plump when you cook em'.
Hey, look at that twank, its getting mighty plump, lets bitch slap that ho!
by NIIIIIIIIIIICK January 15, 2003
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Twank

A Woman who sleeps around to gain notoriety. A woman who excepts a hand up in exchange for sexual favors. A high class whore. A woman who may not see herself as loose because of her high fashion but society would still deem her a slut.
Bro, Tammy is ALWAYS at munchbar and she dresses real nice but she is still a Twank!
by Gav Hustle July 11, 2012
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Twank

To slap your penis on a persons face.

Mostly ideal when the person is fast asleep.
Joe got pretty drunk at a party and fell asleep on the sofa. Joe's mate; Cedric thought it would be funny if he gave Joe a twank whilst asleep.
by Fat Jock April 6, 2009
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Curtain Twank

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.
Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.
by howlingmadwilger June 6, 2015
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twank

"Give a twank some shi+ and she'll sleep with you."
by wiredagain July 25, 2003
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twank twankies

rims that are 22 inches in diameter.
Homie got that tahoe sittin on them twank twankies.
by ridingclean April 29, 2008
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dank twank

dank twank is when a females crotch smells so horrific it makes you want to vomit all over her face.
i no this bitch that has hella bad dank twank.
by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007
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