Skip to main content

aqua turding

The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.
-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*

-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
by CactusHeart November 15, 2010
mugGet the aqua turding mug.

Torrin

An incredibly smart, although often shy individual. You'll most often find one in his room playing videogames or chatting with a bunch of girls he's trying to get with, but only consider him a friend. Extremely trustworthy and honest individual that can give you unbiased opinions on any subject and will always hold your secrets without telling anyone. A great friend and an even better lover.
Did you see that Torrin the other day? He looked hella badass.
by SadisticSatire September 3, 2009
mugGet the Torrin mug.
Related Words

turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.
Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life
by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008
mugGet the turning left mug.

turningbird

a person who get pissed/mad to easily for the stupidest reasons.

also can be known for people who are sensitive.
You: sup

Them: hey

You: your shirt looks really ugly today

them: shut up, your a gay fag. don't be judging me like that you scrub.

you: wow you turningbird.
by JacknStack November 24, 2009
mugGet the turningbird mug.

Turning a blind eye

To knowingly refuse to acknowledge something which you know to be real.
Christina is turning a blind eye to her brother as she knew he secretly stole money from their parents.
by melonalemon July 3, 2011
mugGet the Turning a blind eye mug.

Turning the handle

When you turn the shower handle to hot or cold even a millimeter it will be either freezing or scolding hot
Jack: *taking a shower* Ahh!
Nathan: What’s he screaming about
Jim: he is probably turning the handle
by Evantaker January 7, 2020
mugGet the Turning the handle mug.

Alan Turing

On July 9th 1941, Alan Turing and his team cracked the the German Enigma code. This reduced the possibility of the war lasting a further 2 to 4 years. However, this war hero was later sentenced and charged with "indecency" on March 31st, 1952. He chose to undergo hormonal physical changes, also referred to as Chemical Castration, instead of imprisonment. The course lasted 1 Year and ended in 1953.
On the 7th June 1954, Alan Turing died and was found by his house keeper, the cause of death was Cyanide Poisoning. This is where wide-spread controversy comes in. People claim he killed himself due to his hormonal therapy, but he finished this over a year ago. It is also said that Turing had reportedly 'Borne' his treatment and legal setbacks and shown no signs of despondency prior to his death.land left no suicide note. Others claim it was accidental. He was carrying out an experiment where he was using Cyanide. In the autopsy, findings were more consistent with inhalation rather than ingestion. He was also known to eat an apple before bed and leave it half eaten on some occasions, him being found dead being on of the times it was left half eaten. So, he could've ingested some, but he had more intake via inhalation to the point where it became fatal.

However, his legacy continues even now and each day we use what he helped develop and that is a 'Computer' Turing helped lay the groundwork for modern computing and artificial intelligence, these are also known as 'Turing Machines'.
Person A: Wow! It was amazing how we were able to win so many battles, we had great, strong armies!

Person B: Yes, but did you know none of that would've been possible without a man named Alan Turing cracking the German Enigma Code?

Person A: Who?
Person B: Are you paying attention? Good. If you are not listening carefully, you will miss things.
by Wiccan June 6, 2021
mugGet the Alan Turing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email