Salty toothpaste

When one ejaculates on a toothbrush and either they or another person brushes their teeth with it.

Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.

A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017

roota to the toota

In a general sense,it means to go from front to back. It originated in the south when southern blacks were speaking about pigs and hogs. The roota (rooter) is the nose of the pig. A pig uses it's nose to root up dirt. The word toota (tooter) has always been a term for booty. The nose of the pig is in the front,and the booty is in the back. Front to back.

Guy: Man,I'm hungry as hell!!!
Dude: I got ribs on the grill. Come through.

Guy: You ain't got to tell me twice. Boy,I'm so hungry,fuck a rib. I could eat a whole hog from the roota to the toota.

Teacher: Turn in your book reports.

John: Here.
Teacher: Your book report was excellent. You read that book everyday,didn't you?
John: Shiiiiiit.....from the roota to the toota,mane.

by Mike Midi July 8, 2017

Old Fashioned Toothbrush

Brushing your teeth with a penis.

Honey, will you bring me some toothpaste?
I need to use you for an old fashioned toothbrush.

by Jaretsvjj January 5, 2011

Metal Tooth

A fictional 80's hair metal band that spawned from YouTube.

Fan: Did you hear Metal Tooth's new song?

Asshole: Yeah, the one that was three decades late?

Fan: Yeah...

by doctorsister September 27, 2011

thooty

The latinization of the Malayalam term for human and/or animal excrement. "Thooty" is generally synonymous with the Malayalam word "chanagum", although the latter sees more frequent use in agrarian settings.

Watch your step as you walk - it would be rather unfortunate if you stepped in dog thooty

by Dr. Cest August 21, 2010

tooth fairy

Thats what you call a gay dentist.

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.

by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

toot on the booger

Before going down on a girl you spoon a little cocaine onto her clit. This is called putting a little toot on the booger.

A great way to make a girl really freaky and cum super hard is to put a little toot on the booger.

by Qorn36 July 8, 2010