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Suck my Penis Tonight

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT
You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .
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cause ah ah im in the stars tonight

AnD WeRe gOiNg To lIgHt ThAt FiR e And SeT The nigHt AliGht
cause ah ah im in the stars tonight and were going to light that fire and set the night alight
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- October 19, 2020
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Lopez Tonight

TBS's "attempt" at a late-night television show. Usually not very funny, although it is listed as a comedy. Ruins most peoples opinions of George Lopez, although he wasn't very funny to begin with.
Jim - "Wanna watch Lopez tonight?"
Jake - "I would rather be mulled by thousands of tigers, ripped in half.....the long way, and then be set on fire."
by Mitchell-Francis June 23, 2010
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Getting ripped tonight

by Your bae halla ;) June 2, 2021
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Entertainment Tonight

The combination of hole cards in Texas hold'em Poker including a King and an Eight.
When the flop came King-King-Eight, i went all in because i was holding Entertainment Tonight.
by Rowdy Butthole October 28, 2008
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somebody gone die tonight

An expression used in anticipation of a long, chaotic night of partying ahead.
Guy 1:"watch out, keg comin through here"
Guy 2: "shit...somebody gone die tonight."
by P Nutty May 9, 2009
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tonight

The best word you could ever add to a metal song.
In the NIGHT! TONIGHT!
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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