just another big city. overcrowded, overpriced and the weather is only good a few months in the year. great if you have money but terrible if you don’t. most people who live here are wage slaves of some kind with no free time and limited ideas of what fun a night might be (see: drinking or watching sports). move to montreal, vancouver or hamilton if you can make the trip. but the difference is only slightly and subjectively better.
Toronto: just another shithole city! Enjoy.
Toronto: just another shithole city! Enjoy.
by clit-tickler June 26, 2018
by awesomecanadian123 February 25, 2017
Did you know? Fun Facts about Toronto:
One quarter of Canada’s population lives within a 160 km radius of Toronto
Toronto is Canada’s largest retail market
There are 100 + languages spoken throughout the city
Over half of Toronto’s labour force has a university degree or college diploma
Toronto is Canada’s number one tourist destination
Toronto is the largest and most important financial centre in all of Canada and the fourth largest in North America. Only New York city, Chicago and Los Angeles are larger.
North America’s largest continuous underground pedestrian system PATH, connects about 1200 stores and restaurants, 50 office towers, five subway stations, Union Station, six major hotels and several entertainment centres under Toronto’s financial core.
One quarter of Canada’s population lives within a 160 km radius of Toronto
Toronto is Canada’s largest retail market
There are 100 + languages spoken throughout the city
Over half of Toronto’s labour force has a university degree or college diploma
Toronto is Canada’s number one tourist destination
Toronto is the largest and most important financial centre in all of Canada and the fourth largest in North America. Only New York city, Chicago and Los Angeles are larger.
North America’s largest continuous underground pedestrian system PATH, connects about 1200 stores and restaurants, 50 office towers, five subway stations, Union Station, six major hotels and several entertainment centres under Toronto’s financial core.
How's Toronto treating you?
by PineappleJuice March 23, 2015
The best all-round city in Canada. Arts, food, culture, sports, nightlife, and architecture.
Unlike Montreal and Vancouver, More than one street actually looks like a big city.
Unlike Montreal and Vancouver, More than one street actually looks like a big city.
by 12ciap21 June 23, 2013
A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.
It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.
The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.
The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
by The iron horse April 23, 2016
The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and wickedly georgeous people. So fuck off.
by Torontonian December 12, 2003
(verb) a rare lose in an NHL playoff elimination game when a team leading by 3 goals in the third period end up losing in sudden death overtime and being knocked out of the playoffs.
The Toronto Maple Leafs defined torontoed (on 13 May 2013) when they lost game 7 in a best of 4 playoff series, by losing 5-4 in overtime to the Boston Bruins when they lead 4-1 at the start of the 3rd period, subsequently being knocked out of the playoffs.
On 25 May 2013, the Chicago Blackhawks could have gotten torontoed last night by the Detroit Red Wings, whom were leading the playoff series 3-1 and were down 4-1 in the third period of game 5...but didn't.
On 25 May 2013, the Chicago Blackhawks could have gotten torontoed last night by the Detroit Red Wings, whom were leading the playoff series 3-1 and were down 4-1 in the third period of game 5...but didn't.
by bviase May 26, 2013