Hoser

The term hoser comes from the pre-zamboni days when the losing had to hose down the ice at the end of the night.

"Ya friggin hoser!"

by SeanC_Eh January 17, 2014

Hoser

A derogatory term for fireman

Fireman: sorry we couldn't get there in time
Guy: My house burned down ya hoser

by spiffypete January 30, 2015

Hoser

Canadian term for a cheapskate. During the Great Depression of the 1930s some folk would siphon gasoline from vehicles with a hose.

He didn't pay for his drinks. He claims to have forgotten his wallet. What a hoser !

by orangejason9 December 16, 2014

Hoser

A word your cunt roommate uses when she doesn't get her way and wants to sulk like a bitch.

Dude... pretty sure Paula just called us hosers.

by SuckMyFatBlackCock2012 November 4, 2011

Hoser

A canadian man. Typically named Colin. He has a cottage and loves to wear flannel. Loves to drink corona even though he's canadian. Really likes his boss. So much so he takes them to his cottage.

The guy on my headset is such a hoser.
Nice trade you hoser.

Should have sold the beans overnight I guess you hoser...eh?

by Farmer Diggler February 12, 2010

Hoser

Combination of calling someone a Hoe and a Loser

That girl is such a Hoser i can't believe she thinks she is cool

by pinkpan July 22, 2015

Hoser

aka Jose Russel:A guy thats overal a big time dickhead. Thinks hes a pretty big time badass and an amazing football player...well hes gonna be a junior next year...and wont play a down...a pretty big theif to...steals stuff from people on his own floor non-stop. FAG

that hoser is a real douche bag

by Douche1 April 26, 2005