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tampon tantrum

How a girl reacts (generally by panicking) when she realizes her period has started and she doesn't have any tampons or pads on her.
Girl 1 : "... and my period started three days early! I wasn't expecting it, so I didn't have anything on me... Plus I was wearing my white shorts."

Girl 2 : "Oh my god, you must have been so freaked out! So what did you do?"

Girl 1 : "Well, I was about to throw a tampon tantrum, but the lady in the next stall handed one to me."
by zebraatlast November 14, 2009
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tomjon

To receive a blowjob in the park at night.
I gave my boyfriend a tomjon yesterday.
by Adeline Beuachamp August 8, 2015
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tampon lopez

Tampon Lopez is an ugly rat that quit TikTok because people exposed him.
Oh! And Tampon Lopez was texting a 15 year old girl!
by poopy ;) October 13, 2020
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Tampon attack

"There's no carling at the pub" said Phil.
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".
by JollyGhost March 28, 2022
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Tampongate

A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.
Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
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anal seepage tampon

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.
My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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Tampon

Something my little brother tried to stick up his asshole.
Me: No, Tommy, don't shove that tampon up your ass!
Tommy: Too wate oldie brothie...
by Misogyny May 14, 2011
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