toilet tongue

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".

Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.

by Telephony November 22, 2010

Toilet

A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.

I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

toilet-dipper

a man whos genitals touch the toilet bowl water while seated; a man with a huge dick and/or balls that hangs so far down that they take a bath while he is mounting the porcelain goddess.

n: toilet-dipper
v:toilet-dipping, toilet-dip, toilet-dipped

girl - "that guy and i hooked up the other night, he is definitely a toilet-dipper!"

guy - "dude, i hate when i fuckin toilet dip!"
friend - "yeah that is pretty dirty, what does your girlfriend think of that?"

by "the nike slogan!" January 28, 2010

Toilet Paper

The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.

"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."

by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020

tough toilets

A popular Midwestern expression similar to "Tough Luck."

Guess what republicans, you lost the election again, tough toilets! or This letter here says that I can't keep my $1000 a month junk health insurance policy that only covers a box of band-aids, oh well, tough toilets!

by BanditFan November 16, 2013

Quagmire turns into a toilet

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

Toilet Test Sheet

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.

When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.

by hmvic November 21, 2011