tockley

A slang reference to the male penis

Geez....that almost grazed my Tockley

by Tubby Csikos May 13, 2005

TOCKEW

Offensive name to call artists/creators who are self-absorbed.

Richard Prince is so tockew.

by Kyle Burg Ross February 10, 2022

fully tocked

A phrase coming from Your Mom's House podcast meaning to be mentally challenged

Mommy and Daddy Jeans must be fully tocked if they think "won" is pronounced as "juan".

by ZippityDooDa January 16, 2021

camp tockwogh

A summer camp in Worton, MD for children and adolescents entering grades 4 to 11. Named for the Tockwogh tribe of Native Americans who lived in the region. Campers are divided into "villages" depending on age and gender. Campers engage in activities that vary from canoeing and tennis, to perfecting the outdoorsy look, all which will assist in finding the perfect companion for the all camp dance. Campers look foward to the two dances each session, as well as two "wet store" priviledges (unlimited candy and soda available for a reasonable price- a great oppurtunity to stock up for the rest of the session!), not to mention late night rendez-vous after dark on their cabin counselor's weekly night off, the traditional "bra and underwear night" rush for girls, the sioux/ ute overnight sailing adventure, the sioux/ ute overnight sailing adventure, the chex mix removal from various body crevices, the nights slept in bathing suits, the iroq's "sardines" cheer, and the singing of the shark song at the end of each bonfire. One last bitersweet thought to leave you with: "Yeah Cho Beach!"

Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey!
Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Monday, Hey! Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Tuesday, Hey! Hey!
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Hey! Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Sunday, Hey! Hey!
We don't need no Steak, we got Sardines on our Plate!
Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey! Sardines!

by gagmewithawoodenspoon March 19, 2005

Tocky-Boom Head

A threatening man or woman with an angry temper, causing fuss and bother.
Could be strong however, could be weak to the point of laughter.. Comes from threatening people from Toxteth, Liverpool.

Oh my god she's a proper Tocky-Boom Head

by Alan Williams February 15, 2006

Tockwith

Mathematically proven centre of the observable universe. Home of the Brau Beast.
Tourist Attractions include The Boot and Shoe, Ralph Garth, Costcutter, the sports field, and Shabba Palace.
Some say once you've been a resident you can never truly leave and the inescapable pull of the village will never let go. Tockwith's very own gravitational force is proportionally as strong as magnetism, particularly at Christmas time.
See also condefended

I was going to go live in Maui this year and spend my days lounging on the beach watching the pacific sunrise but I decided to get back to Tockwith instead for a brau.

by Spamela Hamderson September 22, 2011

tockow

1: A Shitty way to spell Taco by hipsters.

2: Probably some idiot's name.

Idiot: Hey, are we having Tockows tonight?

Sensible Human Being: What the fuck did you just say?

by MangSnipes June 12, 2018