nipple timber

When you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.

Paco: Damn Maximo, I got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?

by Erectnipples123 June 6, 2016

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.

"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006

Timberlane Regional High School

A secondary school in Rockingham County, NH with high potential of being the most rotten banana peel in the trash bin of education. Who knows whether we blame administration or the parents, but it has raised hundreds of scummiest adolescents in the past few decades. The majority are potheads, sex addicts, and ass kissers, just to name a few. Some crazy shit has gone down there. There's been a few bomb/shooting threats, a girl got knocked up (for the second time) by her boss, who-knows-how-many fights, a freshman made a hitlist, and countless others. There really are no rules, considering dozens of basic bitches parade around half-naked all year. The teachers are generally nice but are completely ignorant in terms of disrespect and harassment. And that's another thing. Cyberbullying always happens behind-the-scenes because the self-absorbed social media tryhards are too much of a pussy to insult someone to their face. Overall there has been no progression recently and you can expect nothing less of good ol' Timbo for the future.

Checkmate SAU 55.

If you want your child to have a decent upbringing, I would suggest avoiding Timberlane Regional High School at all costs.

by xx20 October 4, 2019

Timbitting

The art and science of whipping timbits (donut holes) at people while driving by. Normally, the person in the passenger seat will be the one timbitting. It is also recommended to yell nonsensical bullshit at people as you toss the timbit, such as 'fettucini alfredo!'

Come on man, we're going timbitting!
I just got timbitted!

by Reggie44 August 6, 2007

dropping timber

Having a bowel movement.

James can't come to the phone right now. He's in the loo "dropping timber". I'll tell him you called, Tootsieman. Latah!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

Black timbs

A MAN WHO HAS ASCENDED TO GODHOOD
also known as THAT ONE NIGGA a TRUE FUCKING MONSTER and NIGGA MODE
wearing black timbs = a early grave for any nigga who runs up on that nigga
stroonger than any black air force stronger than any steroid this nigga will beat your ass SILLY beat your ass GAY beat your ass STUPID
if you encounter an angry black timbs wearer bearer Run run with a capital R run use the secret Joestar technique and RUN
R.i.p for the homies who got fucking drop by these nigga's stronger that escanor stronger than kid boo scarier than any nigga to live they don't care for you themself and the world they will destroy the world one day when they make black union
i worship the day a TRUE NIGGA IN Black Timbs arrives and will bring swift justice to the trashy ass world

"yo the nigga just knocked out yo nigga beat his a-"
"what"
"he got black timbs"
"YOU GOT A PROBLEM LIL NIGGA LET ME FIX IT"
-man in timbs ROCKS his shit-
"o-o"
"AGH HELP ME HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I CAN'T BREATH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"SLEEP NIGGA"
-man in timbs stomps him out-
"fuck out my face"

by Black Timms Wearer November 2, 2022