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pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference
Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"
by iamatriangle April 27, 2017
mugGet the pencil museummug.

Bolivian night museum

Everyone must wharf textile togas and pose like mannequins while they are violated in the dark by night guards who wear nothing.
Me and twin hit the Bolivian night museum yester year.
by Tlchummph October 3, 2025
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Night at the Museum

A study abroad class where you go to pubs and come back hammered for class. One of the best classes you will ever take. 11/10 would recommend.
Chad: "YOOOOO we got Night at the Museum today!"
Brad: "Siiiiiick yo we bout to get hammered!"
Chad: "I love London yeet."
by slamminsammy6969 February 13, 2018
mugGet the Night at the Museummug.

museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.
You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams
by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023
mugGet the museum clamsmug.

Museum clams

A word that generally expresses joy, but can be used in any situation. The word was coined by splatoon player BPancakes.
You just killed a child? that's very museum clams of you.
by Hotttpancakes November 12, 2023
mugGet the Museum clamsmug.

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