by GeorgieSmacksNuts April 22, 2018
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My girlfriend left me for a guy named Teegan and I was confused because she said he had a bigger dick than me but then I said that’s impossible because I have a huge dick.One day I walked in on My girlfriend and another guy having sex and he had a dick the size of my forearm so I said:”This must be Teegan.” And somehow, a few minutes later his dick was down my throat.
by Huge wenis May 10, 2019
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Phil: Man, she's a total Telmany.
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by hardlyahooligan December 9, 2008
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The party was full of girls, but then teelan came by so they all went home with him. Man he is awesome.
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