trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.

Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.

by DJP August 23, 2003

Omar-the-tent-maker

The section in clothing stores for heavier set ladies.

I'm going to Omar-the-Tent-Maker for a mumu.

by snickerz78 July 18, 2006

tent pole

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

by PMax August 24, 2008

tentacled

To have tentacles of some kind - be it from machines, aliens or plants - stuck in every orifice of your body and rubbing various other erogene spots. Since erotic material such as this is extremely hard to recreate with real actors, it is almost solely used in japanese hentai. See tentacle monster, tentacle rape.

(While watching a hentai movie)

Wow, look! She got tentacled!

by KiddDaBeauty September 23, 2005

tentacle hentai

A form of anime or manga, part of the hentai genre, where some kind of strange alien creature shoves its tentacles up a girl's vagina.

Save the schoolgirls! Use tentacle free products!
(An anti-tentacle hentai button I got at Nan Desu Kan '10)

by hai_bai November 8, 2010

Jizz tent

When u are having a wet dream and the penis is so erect that it props up the groin area of your pants, making a tent that is covered in jizz.

Last night i had a wet dream and my penis made a jizz tent

by Beebix March 4, 2006

Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.

"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009