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two-call system

The method used by an escort booking agency to ensure maximum utilization of their resources. The objective is have the next customer available on site to ensure minimum down time, but at the same time ensure the previous customer has left and the girl has had a chance to clean up before her next "date".

The first call will provide general location information (such as the name of a hotel) while the second call (which occurs after arrival at the location) will provide more detailed information such as a room number.
After making an appointment with the agency, it was a standard two-call system to get to the girl's room.
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The system

the government,police and all authority and their laws and structure
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a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.
Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.
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Systema

Russian hybrid martial arts. Mixture between Sambo and other martial arts....taught to Spensnaz and russian forces.
Apparently it kicks ass.

It's coming out of russia slowly now
Systema is a sect of martial arts
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the system

something you shouldn't trust
Andy: The moral of this story is...YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM,MAN!
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System of a Down Fan

It's Simple...a System of a Down Fan likes System of a Down. Liking the music doesn't make them a fag, although i will agree that a few fools will make idiots of themselves by not respecting the opinions of others and degrading any other music.
System of a Down Fan #1: I like SOAD, they have meaningful lyrics.
SOAD disliker: Meh, they're not my favorite.
SOAD Fan #1: Alright, it's you're opinion.
SOAD Fan #2: u idiot douchebag!!!SOAD ownz all.

If you can't guess, the 2nd fan is the fag.
by T-Bag Tyler September 7, 2007
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system requirements

The never ending upward spiral!

Your computer must at least match the "system requirements" in order to run the software or hardware.
System Requirements for Bla2004

2.5GHz processor
500Mb RAM
128Mb GPU memory :-(
Windows XP
.. and something you haven't got! >:-/
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