Swintering

To gain weight to survive the winter. A lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. All the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during Swintereen on the 31st of October.

Hey everybody, ready for swinterin'?

Sorry Bud, can't move I'm swintering?

by MonkeyGod October 27, 2014

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

Snuttering

Sniggering while nutting

My date last night couldn't stop snuttering. It really ruined the mood

by LlamaLlamaDucky February 18, 2021

sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

skattering the plot

refers to confusing the story and almost putting words into someone's mouth..

I didn't say you were ugly, i said someone must have thrown a brick in your pram when you were a baby. Stop skattering the plot!

by Katpaham February 13, 2009

shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering

the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time

by sciencegirl October 14, 2009