Swedish fountain

The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.

You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.

by Twills March 25, 2011

swedish breakup

A relationship breakup, common in Sweden, where one partner neglects to inform the other of the new relationship status. Apparently due to the Swedes' cultural aversion to conflict.

Sven had broken up with Anna, only she didn't know yet - it was totally a Swedish breakup.

by Goatlady June 2, 2015

Swedish Special

The sexual act of filling your significant others asshole with Swedish Meatballs and Marinara while their ass is in the air and then eating the meatballs from their anal cavity.

-Swedish Guy "Hey, you wanna do the Swedish Special tonight?"

by DannnyBoiii January 22, 2018

Swedish touchdown

Another word for a shit

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown

by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018

Swedish rowboat

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

Swedish Bonecrusher

A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.

Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."

by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020

Swedishnonbinarykris

The coolest person ever. You should meet them one day.

Did you see Swedishnonbinarykris? They are so cool!

by Lancer_The_Thrasher April 27, 2022