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sneasoned

Being caused to sneeze when cooking with pepper and/or spices
I was making a curry with spices and they got up my nose and I sneasoned !
by RichardSunday May 13, 2016
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seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.
"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"
by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016
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Seasoned

Getting your ass brutally beaten. Getting beat down or getting killed. Similar to getting murked folded or dropped.
That nigga was talking shit you already know i had to season his ass.

Damn, Scott really got his shit seasoned during the fight yesterday.
by anonymous June 12, 2018
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Seasoned

Someone who is fun, has a great personality and the opposite of boring.
I don’t get why they don’t hang out with us, we are sooo seasoned.
by vioLIT_thompson February 19, 2019
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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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