Swear to cod

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.

"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"

by mihailopupovac November 24, 2022

swear for m&m's

the replacement words for "i swear to god"

person 1:did u sleep with him foreal?
person 2:yes i did
person 1:no u didn't
person 2:yes i did! i swear for m&m's !!!!

by equavious December 19, 2009

SWEAR PAIRING

WORD PAIRING involves the pairing of a swear word with any other word in order to add significance to the second word.

In this capacity it is often the case that the swear word conveys some type of discriptive capacity regarding number, significance, import or quality.

Below are listed some practical examples of swear pairing

"Mate you should grab a couple of bags of cornchips, cos they're on special..."
"Nah buddy, I've got fuckbags of chips at home..."

"That guy was fuckdumb wasn't he?"

"This situation is headed to fucktown fast..."

"My pay cheque hasn't cleared yet god damn it...looks like I'm eating 2 minute shitnoodles again..."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Swear Words

Words people use when they are not smart enough to think of anything better; why kids aren't as intelligent these days

Person 1: @#%$! Person 2: Stop the Swear Words!

by Someone who is Me June 1, 2018

swear-wordeo-ology

It is how swear word are replace with a letter to change it's "reputation".

You focker! Shiot! Bastardo!
Look biotch! i'M USING swear-wordeo-ology!

by jvchen7 February 17, 2003

Swear Bears

The best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). You press them they cuss. XD

Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!

by Dirge February 1, 2005

swear jar

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

by Dubiks March 2, 2019